In Case You've Forgotten...

...in the last five seconds that Glenn Beck is a garbage nightmare whose evident goal is to crush the world under the weight of nonsensical bigotry, here he is talking about the cause of the Japanese earthquake:

BECK: We can't see the connections here. Now look, I'm not saying God is, you know, causing earthquakes. Well—I'm not saying that he—I'm not not saying that either. [laughter]

God—what God does is God's business; I have no idea. But I'll tell you this: Whether you call it Gaia or whether you call it Jesus—there's a message being sent. And that is, 'Hey, you know that stuff we're doing? Not really working out real well. Maybe we should stop doing some of it.' [laughs] I'm just sayin'.

And, yesterday I got home and I was thinking about all the messages that I could bring in, all the things that I could tell ya, and oh I've got stuff on Hezbollah. Oh, I have stuff on radical Islam in America that'll make your eyes fall out. Or I could just tell you the answer, and the answer is: Buckle up. Buckle up, 'cause it's going to be a bumpy ride. Make sure you keep your arms and legs inside the car at all times. Because, things are gonna get bumpy and, just a few reminders there at the beginning as this rollercoaster takes off, always a good safety tip: Keep your arms and legs in. Don't do anything stupid.

What do you say we follow the big top ten? You can call them Moses' ten commandments, or [laughs] ten rules of Um. What do you say we start doing those things? Because the things we are doing really suck and they're not getting better.

Just to be clear: Glenn Beck does not mean we should stop polluting the world. He means we should stop doing things like valuing diversity and feeding the poor. FYI.

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