Facts About Women

Jay Herrod knows some facts about women that he'd like to share with other men, who may or may not know these facts about women:

Here are some things men may or may not know about women, which are: Number One! Women may forgive, BUT never forget. Number Two! Start giving a woman, say, flowers too often, and she will think a man is up to something. Number Three! The only way a man can win an argument with a woman is when she lets him. Number Four! Women talk just as dirty as men. Number Five! All women have a set pattern; figure it out, and a man can figure her out. Number Six! During courtship, a woman will let a man chase her to be sure he wants her. Number Seven! Not all blonde-haired women are dumb and stupid. Number Eight! Women are just as smart as men. Number Nine! A man cannot hide something from a woman in her house, because she knows when something has been moved and is out of place. Number Ten! Most women hate to be ignored.

Now I have a question no woman I have asked has been able to answer: Why do women wear pretty underwear and bras under their clothes no one can see?

That's it! This is Jay Herrod. Thank ya.

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