Fetch Me the Smelling Salts!

Sources: Pentagon group finds there is minimal risk to lifting gay ban during war.

I'm shocked! SHOCKED, I tell you!

I was fully expecting the investigation to discover that repealing DADT during wartime would result in the meltdown of modern civilization, the spinning of the Earth off its axis, and the planet catapulting directly into the sun, so to find out NONE OF THAT is going to happen has given me one vicious case of the vapors.

Mr. Grumbles, bring me a mint julep—STAT!

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