Check Out This Tenured Professor of Feminism at Dipshit University

So there's this principled men's rights activist douchey anti-feminist fame-chasing self-promoter who, among pursuing other important legal issues involving feminists ruining the world for men, has been on this asinine crusade to challenge the constitutionality of ladies' nights at bars. But, sadly, the Second Circuit Court of Appeals has rejected his argument.

The court, with evident amusement, said it must rule against [Manhattan lawyer Roy Den Hollander] even though "without action on our part, (he) paints a picture of a bleak future, where 'none other than what's left of the Wall Street moguls' will be able to afford to attend nightclubs."

…"The guys are paying for girls to party. I don't think that's fair," Den Hollander said. "It's a transfer of money fom the wallets of guys to the pocketbooks of girls."

He vowed to appeal to the Supreme Court.

Good luck with all that, Roy.

The best part of his complaint, however, is that he doesn't lay the responsibility for ladies' nights at the doorstep of the money-grubbing club promoters who use the promise of cheap booze to lure women into their meat markets for the benefit of their horny male clientele, but instead "blames militant feminists for the ladies-pay-less door policies." He's really onto us, my Feminazi Cooter Cultists.

Shaker Tereska, who gets the hat tip, exclaims: "Of course ladies' nights were fought for and won by feminists. My top two issues are access to abortion and HALF PRICED MARTINIS!!!"