Video paraphrase and transcript: A terribly photoshopped image of Justin Bieber and Spaghetti Cat in a hot-air balloon appears terribly photoshopped into still images of various places around the world, including the White House, Mt. Everest, the Sphinx, Mt. Rushmore, the Taj Mahal, Big Ben, The View, Phil Spector's trial, an NBA game, Endor, Smurf Village, the Moon, and over the moonlight ocean whence is emerging seven white unicorns.
Over the images, in the style of a cartoon theme song, a cartoony voice sings: "Justin Bieber and Spaghetti Cat / Flying in a helium balloon / Solving mysteries around the world / Make way for adventure—they will be here soon! / Fightin' crime and havin' fun / Got the bad guys on the run / When one caper's over and done / A new one has begun! / Justin Bieber and Spaghetti Cat / Flying in a helium balloon / Yes, this is their cartoon!"
Followed by, in the style of a thwarted Scooby-Doo criminal: "Curses! Foiled again by the meddling cat and boy!"
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