Robert Pattertoningson eats corn.
Part of Vanity Fair's "Robert Pattinson: The Bruce Weber Portraits," from the December 2009 issue.

Another example of something that just made me LOL for its sheer absurdity. The vaguely nauseated look. The corn, dangling, not even being eaten in a cheekily phallic way. (Is it post-blowjob corn?) The lobster bib. The Rolling Rock bottle. The vague sense I'm meant to find it sexy, for some inexplicable reason.

When I showed it to Kenny Blogginz yesterday, he captioned it: "The dainty lord doth deign to masticate 'pon some maize with his precious porcelains." Which sent me into gales of laughter for, like, ten million years.