The rape culture is entering a store at the mall, specializing in board games for all ages, and running smack into a floor display of the "prison-themed board game" Don't Drop the Soap—a game, according to the box, "Where no one playing enters through the front door!"
Fight your way through 6 different exciting locations in hopes of being granted parole. Escape prison riots in The Yard, slip glass into a mob boss' lasagna in the Cafeteria, steal painkillers from the nurse's desk in the Infirmary, avoid being cornered by the Aryans in the Shower Room, fight off Latin Kings in Gang War, and try not to smoke your entire stash in The Hole.Don't Drop the Soap was developed by John Sebelius, son of Secretary of Health and Human Services Kathleen Sebelius. She is "very proud" of him.
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