Assvertising

[Transcript below.]
Holes and balls! Wink wink, nudge nudge, knowwhatImean, knowwhatImean? Vaginas and testicles! Wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more!

Any further commentary, I feel, on this ridiculous faux-market-research advert for Hardee's Biscuit Holes, would be superfluous.

Hardee's Dude: We're introducing a new item at Hardee's called Biscuit Holes. Can you think of a better name for them?

Woman 1: Goody Balls.

Hardude: [writing] Goody Balls.

Man 1: Creamy Sweet Holes.

Hardude: That's great.

Man 2: Sugar Nuts!

Man 3: Or Hole Munchers.

Man 4: Yay-Holes.

Woman 2: Tasty Nuts.

Woman 3: Melting Holes.

Man 5: Frosty Dippahz.

Woman 4: Sweet Balls.

Hardude: Yeah, eat with your mouth full.

Man 2: Dingleballs?

Woman 5: Puffy Nuts.

Woman 3: Iced B-Holes?

Hardude: [holding balls between fingers] What about Fisticles?

Man 6: Now what?

Voiceover: What would you call 'em? Introducing Biscuit Holes—with icing. They sound wrong, but taste so right. New, at Hardees.

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