American Mothers Hate American Children

That's the only possible explanation for this madness:
Comedian Ellen DeGeneres and her actress partner Portia de Rossi topped a poll that asked American moms which celebrities they would feel most comfortable leaving their kids with.

DeGeneres and de Rossi, who married in August when same-sex marriages in California were briefly legalized but who have no children, beat Angelina Jolie and partner Brad Pitt with their eclectic brood of six in the ParentDish.com poll of more than 10,000 moms.

The TV chat show host and de Rossi took 31 percent of votes.
Don't American moms know that gaybysitters will RECRUIT THEIR CHILDREN and TURN THEM GAY?! The radical gay agenda is WINNING, people!

*snicker*

(That sound you hear is 30 million wingnut heads exploding.)

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