The Recession Is Causing Anxiety

Especially if you have a vagina. If you have a penis, you are probably helping Vagina-Americans with their stress, because your penis insulates you against dumb things like "emotions."

It's probably because I have a silly little girl head, but I just can't figure out how to reconcile this news with the other New York Times article I read recently that told me the recession is hurting men more than women. And it's not even just the Times! I mean, heck, I thought the bad economy is good for women because it opens up the world of stripping and porn to them.

Shucks, I wish I had a penis so I could figure all this stuff out.

[H/T to Shaker Siobhan.]

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