We'll Be Injecting Them Into Our Faces In No Time

hey your immortal jellyfish:
The Turritopsis Nutricula is able to revert back to a juvenile form once it mates after becoming sexually mature. Marine biologists say the jellyfish numbers are rocketing because they need not die. ... The jellyfish are originally from the Caribbean but have spread all over the world.

Turritopsis Nutricula is technically known as a hydrozoan and is the only known animal that is capable of reverting completely to its younger self. It does this through the cell development process of transdifferentiation. Scientists believe the cycle can repeat indefinitely, rendering it potentially immortal.

...Having stumbled upon the font of eternal youth, this tiny creature which is just 5mm long is the focus of many intricate studies by marine biologists and geneticists to see exactly how it manages to literally reverse its aging process.
Tune into QVC this afternoon for its new line of age-defying jellyfish-based cosmetics, Hydrozodiac!

1,000 points to Shaker Amber for sending this in under the heading, "Some Benjamin Buttons Shit for You."

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