I am shocked, shocked to discover "Obama, on the other hand, routinely ascribes to others views they don't espouse and says opposition to his policies is grounded in views no one really advocates." Thank you, Karl Rove.

I am shocked, shocked to discover "The truism that the war is, in effect, a battle for the hearts and minds of the Afghan population is valid enough in concept." Thank you, Henry Kissinger.

I am shocked, shocked to discover some people say things with no irony. I am shocked I am shocked anymore.

The Heretik