The Radical Homosexual Agenda Revealed

The American Family Association is getting all worked up (and selling a DVD, of course) about the growing gay population of Eureka Springs, Arkansas.

Residents of the small Arkansas town of Eureka Springs noticed the homosexual community was growing. But they felt no threat. They went about their business as usual. Then, one day, they woke up to discover that their beloved Eureka Springs, a community which was known far and wide as a center for Christian entertainment—had changed. The City Council had been taken over by a small group of homosexual activists.

The Eureka Springs they knew is gone. It is now a national hub for homosexuals. Eureka Springs is becoming the San Francisco of Arkansas. The story of how this happened is told in the new AFA DVD “They’re Coming To Your Town.”

One of the first actions of the homosexual controlled City Council was to offer a “registry” where homosexuals could register their unofficial “marriage.” City Council member Joyce Zeller said the city will now be promoted, not as a Christian resort, but a city “selling peace, relaxation, history and sex.”

I like the last part, especially. It sounds like the Key West of the Ozarks.

As Michael D. at Balloon Juice notes,

Not only can you get your very own burning cross from the American Family Association, but you can also order this handy DVD that let’s you in on a secret that we homosexuals are sworn to never reveal – that we have covert plans to take over every small town in America and implement the homosexual agenda**

Michael then betrays the entire gay community by revealing the real radical homosexual agenda. Now that the cat's out of the bag, so to speak, I thought I'd share my own version of it:

**Homosexual Agenda

1. Get up at 4
2. Drink 2 cups of coffee
3. Blog/write
4. Get stuck in traffic on way to work
5. Work
6. Lunch
7. Work
8. Get stuck in traffic on the way home from work
9. Blog/write
10. Dinner
11. TV
12. Bed
13. Get up at 4

See what a threat I am to traditional family values?

Afterthought: I suppose it would be a waste of time to point out to the AFA that we're not "coming to your town." We're already there and have been all the time. Oogedy-boogedy.

(Cross-posted.)