McCain is a Terrorist and Loved Saddam

What's good for the goose is good for the gander. So follow me, won't you, on this lovely thought train based on this information:

William Timmons, the Washington lobbyist who John McCain has named to head his presidential transition team, aided an influence effort on behalf of Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein to ease international sanctions against his regime.

The two lobbyists who Timmons worked closely with over a five year period on the lobbying campaign later either pleaded guilty to or were convicted of federal criminal charges that they had acted as unregistered agents of Saddam Hussein's government.

William Timmons, McCain's aide, worked closely with Saddam Hussein to negotiate on his behalf.

William Timmons liked Saddam Hussein.

Since William Timmons liked Saddam Hussein, that means he liked hanging out with terrorists.

Since Saddam Hussein was "responsible" for 9/11, that means William Timmons was responsible for 9/11.

That makes William Timmons a terrorist.

Since McCain wants William Timmons on board to aid with the government transition, that means McCain is a terrorist sympathizer who hangs out with a known terrorist all the time.

McCain's a terrorist.