Message from the Ministry of Homeland Security



(Graphic from the Propaganda Remix Project)

This is a general message to all citizens: Note that from this point forward, Osama bin Laden has no relevance to the 9/11 discussion. He has never intended to attack our Way of Life™. He has never released any forms of communication to gloat of his victory. His capture, dead or alive, has never been sought.

Any further questions about this individual will not be tolerated.
Q But Osama bin Laden is the one that -- you keep talking about his lieutenants, and, yes, they are very important, but Osama bin Laden was the mastermind of 9/11 --

MS. PERINO: No, Khalid Sheikh Mohammed was the mastermind of 9/11, and he's sitting in jail right now.
All citizens are ordered to report to the nearest indoctrination facility for knowledge reinforcement on this matter.

Ignorance is Strength.

[H/T to ThinkProgress]

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