"The Olympics are pretty gay. Have you seen the opening ceremonies? Makes Cirque de Soleil look like a John Wayne movie. It's become so feminized. We have to find out that the javelin thrower is fighting diabetes and he was brought up in an orphanage."—Bill Maher, reminding us that he can't even get through a single interview without insulting gays and women.

And, if you'll notice, men—who evidently lack the capacity for empathy, compassion, and interest in other human beings.