Today was going to be one of my no blogging days, but a story about GOD, SEX TOYS, and BREAKING AND ENTERING changes all that.
On July 25th, "Pastor" Scott Gillis Murray decided to break into a woman's home, rummage through her drawers, steal her sex toy and lube, and then break his leg fleeing the scene. Excuse me. He stole "one adult toy personal entertainment device and one bottle of personal lubricant."
Lock up those "adult toy personal entertainment devices!"
The lord works in mysterious ways. Hallelujah!
Watch!
(Cross-posted)
Pastor Arrested For Stealing Sex Toy
Today was going to be one of my no blogging days, but a story about GOD, SEX TOYS, and BREAKING AND ENTERING changes all that.
On July 25th, "Pastor" Scott Gillis Murray decided to break into a woman's home, rummage through her drawers, steal her sex toy and lube, and then break his leg fleeing the scene. Excuse me. He stole "one adult toy personal entertainment device and one bottle of personal lubricant."
Lock up those "adult toy personal entertainment devices!"
The lord works in mysterious ways. Hallelujah!
Watch!
(Cross-posted)
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On July 25th, "Pastor" Scott Gillis Murray decided to break into a woman's home, rummage through her drawers, steal her sex toy and lube, and then break his leg fleeing the scene. Excuse me. He stole "one adult toy personal entertainment device and one bottle of personal lubricant."
Lock up those "adult toy personal entertainment devices!"
The lord works in mysterious ways. Hallelujah!
Watch!
(Cross-posted)
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