Read These Now Because Boobies Need Air

| posted by Petulant | Wednesday, June 18, 2008



Archbishop of Canterbury and the Archbishop of York condemn gay marriage service.

Bush to urge lifting of ban on offshore drilling. (Reuters)

McCain wants new energy sources, but more oil exploration as long as the states agree. "The Arizona senator promised to lay out a specific plan for reaching energy independence in the coming days." Good luck Senator! Will cars run on beer in our future?

Obama says he will visit Iraq to shut McCain up. (CNN)

Since the Associated Press doesn't like bloggers quoting their hard work, Obama and Hillary will meet with her top contributors because they don't like him. Excuse me. Those donors "are frustrated" with him. They will meet at the Mayflower Hotel on June 26.

The same article owned by the same company. The New York Times headline is: After Attacks, Michelle Obama Looks for a New Introduction. The International Herald Tribune headline is: Michelle Obama is ready for her close-up. Both state: "Now her husband’s presidential campaign is giving her image a subtle makeover, with a new speech in the works to emphasize her humble roots and a tough new chief of staff. On Wednesday, Mrs. Obama will do a guest turn on 'The View,' the daytime talk show on ABC, with an eye toward softening her reputation." I want a Democrat in the WHITE HOUSE more than anyone, but damn, I hate the "changes" necessary to win. Let Michelle be the woman she is, not a subtle version. Don't dumb down a strong, educated woman. If she wants to speak, let her SPEAK! We went through this shit in 1992. Hell, pick a year! Rosaylnn Carter sat at Cabinet meetings. How dare she?! This whole mentality is pissing me off and Mister Hope and Change better let his wife be who she is. Strategists may have their polls and their "but she can't wear that color" bullshit, but DO NOT make her a smiling drone. I hope and doubt Michelle Obama would allow that, but politics is a Coliseum sport. I guess her appearance on THE VIEW will define it for us. ARGHHHHHHHH!

It is legal for women to go topless in Ashland, Oregon, but not on July 4. Jen Moss wants her boobies bare like any other day. "Ashland Ordinance 10.44.012 requires only that people cover their genitalia when in a city park or in the downtown commercial district, making female nipple coverage unnecessary — everywhere."

Castro chats with Chavez on Cuban TV. (Yahoo)

John Cleese wants to make A Fish Called Wanda into a musical. Is nothing sacred anymore?

Cyd Charisse dies. (Yahoo) This photo from Doctor Macro makes me want to play dress-up.

Cyd Charisse


Let's sound-bite science. Thank ye PBS! And people wonder why intelligent design is reaching legitimacy.

DAMMIT! One minute my fair skin needs to stay away from the sun, the next "researchers" are wanting me to get my vitamin D with full sun glory. I might as well just toss the sunscreen and let my dermatologist laser off any potential skin cancer. I am going to die eventually. I am not giving up cheese! or butter! or duck fat! That has nothing to do with sun rays, but I just love typing three of my favorite things. HA!

Yeah yeah yeah... This Swedish study about the "homosexual" brain resembling the "opposite sex" brain is getting on my nerves. YEAH, I get it. Gay brains resemble straight women; lesbian brains resemble straight men. Jeebus butt-plug! So, I guess when I prance around in stilettos and a boa with a chain-saw and a copy of Popular Mechanics, my brain is mush? Oh well...

Speaking of Popular Mechanics, I wish I had any sort of musical talent because these laser harps look like theremins for the new millennium.

laser harp


Now I go to sleep. HA!

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