Help Wanted

Candidate for President of the United States looking for Internet Trolls to advance his campaign and stifle debate when and where possible. No experience necessary. Possibility for advancement (see: Lieberman, Joe). Receive payment in points for McCain Online Action Center. Apply at John McCain's Official Campaign Web site.

Web sites officially endorsed for trolling include:
Little Green Footballs: (Recent troll example: "Unfortunately, [the "Pan-European Nazis] are Europes only hope to turn the tide of the developing caliphat there. The kindly old social democrates of Europe will sit back in the most craven , cowardly manner possible, as they have for 15 yrs, and hand over western civilization to the Islamo-animals.")

Michelle Malkin: (Recent troll example: "Just heard John Edwards say that although he’s endorsing Obama, his lady parts do indeed ache for Hillary.")

Hot Air: (Recent troll example: "It’s simple: uneducated women vote for Hillary, and people who bowl like Hussein vote for him.")

Ace of Spades HQ: (Recent Troll Example: "Collect enough [points for the McCain Action Center] and you can have your very own Mexican.")

There are many, many more web sites out there that need these types of comments. So Join Troll Team McCain. Together, we can troll our way to a better country!
For More information, contact Troll Team Leader Karl Rove at KingKarl@Newsweek.com.


--WKW