The greatest day in American history occurs tomorrow at Bush's Western White House in Crawford, Texas. America's princess, Jenna Bush hitches her wagons to commoner Henry Hager. In the grand America tradition of crass commercialism, souvenirs are available to remember the greatest event EVER.
Remember this special day with commemorative ornaments shaped liked skulls, boots, and hats.
Don't forget the leather coasters when washing down all the bourbon necessary.
Keychains are necessary for that blurry drive home.
Be sure to have the coffee mug emblazoned with America's Princess to nurse that bourbon hangover.
May her joy be your joy.
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