Read These Now And Commie Capitalist Xanax Lovers Will Destroy You

A dash of the downs! While I prefer a touch of the down, a dash will suffice. (Best Week)

Because they love him so, the Supreme Court said smooch to Bush, " Wiretaps make us feel American." (AP)

WOW! Surprise me with a vibrator without batteries! "The federal government is failing to meet the financial reporting needs of taxpayers, falling short of expectations and creating a problem with trust, according to survey findings released today by the Association of Government Accountants." (ET)

Warner Brothers thinks that dread-locked people circa 10,000 BC will entertain in March. Good luck! (Yahoo Video)

Because I keep thinking about the BSG ending for the season - Bryan Ferry's version of "Watchtower." (Youtube)

Francesco Lo Russo will make you HOT! (31 Grand)



So will Russ Meyer and Kitten Natividad. (Bedazzled)

A surprising new study that my will make my mother reach for the Xanax- Menopausal women need better health care and community support in rural areas. (Eurekalert)

Hell, I will too, because I am sympathetic that way.

I am so glad I am an only child! Jeebus save me from the crazy! (EurekaAlert)

And that explains why my mother is so bitter. (Eurakalert) Nope! Didn't think so! Yet another goddamn study to equate abuse and monetary health care costs. I am sure all the women who have had to deal with a father from hell are screaming that is at least $2,413 worth of abuse!

OH NO! Fast food ads on Spanish TV make you fat. (Reuters)

Giant sea creatures in Antarctica. (Guardian)

I am on the verge of a seizure because a poor poofter cannot wear pink as he sells cars. My gay genes are exploding and Jeebus isn't there to save me. (Daily Mail)

The seizures cease because I am a good capitalist and salivate over 12,000 sq feet on East 90th street.

What? Did you think I was one of those commie liberal pinko fascists fainting at Obamapalooza?

Sorry Kids.