Mr. Shakes: Oohmigood! Meet the Spartans goot a metascoore oof eight! EIGHT! "Extreme dislike oor disgoost!" [laughs hysterically]
Liss: [laughing] What was the highest score?
Mr. Shakes: Thirty-eight!
Liss: Oh my!
Mr. Shakes: The Oonion gave it a zeroo. Ha ha ha! Listen tae this: "Meet the Spartans gamely alternates between oonfoonny gay jookes and violent pratfalls foor a good 80 minutes, finding time foor noot oone, boot two musical dance noombers set tae 'I Will Survive'."
Liss: Priceless.
Mr. Shakes: I canny remember ever seeing a filum get a metascoore in the single digits befoore.
Liss: Nor can I. What was There Will Be Blood's metascore?
Mr. Shakes: Ninety-two.
Liss: Well, look at that! Add them together and they make the perfect film.
Mr. Shakes: When we were watching There Will Be Blood, I was thinking: This filum is oone "I Will Survive" dance noomber away froom perfection.
