All I ever hear is Dixville, Dixville, Dixville! What about West Vagina?
Anyway...
The news is in from Dixville Notch, NH—a town with 17 voters (two Dems, three GOPers, and 12 independents) and 100% turnout, where the polls opened at midnight—and the winners are: Obama and McCain!
The same winners emerged shortly after from another tiny village, Hart's Location.
In other news, one of the buses in McCain's Straight Talk Express caravan broke down. Seriously.
Welcome to Election 2008: Adventures in Metaphor.
Someone get Mr. Cluck on the horn. STAT.
News from Dixville Notch
All I ever hear is Dixville, Dixville, Dixville! What about West Vagina?
Anyway...
The news is in from Dixville Notch, NH—a town with 17 voters (two Dems, three GOPers, and 12 independents) and 100% turnout, where the polls opened at midnight—and the winners are: Obama and McCain!
The same winners emerged shortly after from another tiny village, Hart's Location.
In other news, one of the buses in McCain's Straight Talk Express caravan broke down. Seriously.
Welcome to Election 2008: Adventures in Metaphor.
Someone get Mr. Cluck on the horn. STAT.
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Anyway...
The news is in from Dixville Notch, NH—a town with 17 voters (two Dems, three GOPers, and 12 independents) and 100% turnout, where the polls opened at midnight—and the winners are: Obama and McCain!
The same winners emerged shortly after from another tiny village, Hart's Location.
In other news, one of the buses in McCain's Straight Talk Express caravan broke down. Seriously.
Welcome to Election 2008: Adventures in Metaphor.
Someone get Mr. Cluck on the horn. STAT.
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