As Petulant mentioned in his Morning Readings, John "The Defaultinator" McCain took the all-important GOP Florida primary yesterday, eking out another win on the basis of merely not being a cross-dressing philanderer, a lying dog-torturer in magic underpants, or a virulently misogynist theocrat. Way to be the least objectionable specimen in a barrel of worm-infested apples, McCain! A hearty congrats from all your fans at Shakesville.
McCain celebrates his triumph with the traditional
GOP victory dance commonly known as "the robot."
As also reported by Pet, Giuliani will reportedly drop out of the race today and endorse McCain, who, the erstwhile mayor of
Pleased with the impending endorsement, McCain rounded out his night of revelry by thanking Rudy with a quick make-out session by the raw bar.
"Tough one, buddy. Who knew that reflexively invoking the nation's darkest hour for months on end and putting all your primary eggs in one unlikely basket would be a catastrophically disastrous campaign strategy? Anyway, sucks to be you. Thanks for the endorsement. Now tickle daddy's balls before you're on your way."
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