O'Reilly can scream all he wants about his "war on Christmas." The fact of the matter is that the real war is against Chanukah, that 8-day holiday celebrated by Jews far and wide at around the same time as that farshtunkeneh Christmas. And as Shakesville's Heeb Laureate, I can confidently tell you that the following story makes my point:

This was REALLY not kosher. A grocery store in Manhattan made a food faux pas, advertising hams as "Delicious for Chanukah."

Chanukah, an alternate spelling for Hanukkah, is the eight-day Jewish holiday that began Tuesday evening, and hams as well as pork and other products from pigs can't be eaten under Jewish dietary laws.