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Holy Moly:

A Baptist minister has been charged in Tennessee with indecent exposure and driving under the influence.

Police said 58-year-old Tommy Tester of Bristol, Va., was wearing a skirt when he was arrested last week after allegedly relieving himself in front of children at a car wash.

A report also accuses Tester of offering police officers oral sex and says an open bottle of vodka and empty oxycodone prescription bottle was found in his car when Tester was arrested Friday.
In addition to being a minister, Tester is also an employee of a Christian radio station, which has no doubt broadcast many fine hours of programming about the evils of being gay and/or trans.

I love, by the way, how a dude "wearing a skirt" is obviously supposed to be equally as alarming as pissing in public and drunkenly soliciting cops.

Aside from the godbotherer part, it sounds like a night out in Edinburgh.

[H/T Petulant.]

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