Final Jeopardy Answer

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Turkeys



The Constitution


Alex Trebek: Shakespeare's Sister, what is your Final Jeopardy Question?

Shakes: Alex, I have "What are Things George Bush Can't Keep His Filthy Hands Off Of?"

Alex Trebek: That is correct! What did you wager?

Shakes: Al Gore and John Kerry.

Alex Trebek: Well, Shakes, it looks like even though you got the question right, you've managed to lose, anyway.

Shakes: Sure does, Alex.

Alex Trebek: Thanks for playing.

Shakes: What do you care? You're Canadian.

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[Originally posted July 18, 2006. Sorry for the re-run. I just got nothin' this afternoon.]


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