Shorter James Dobson: Waaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Longer James Dobson:

What did [the GOP] do with their power? Very little that values voters care about. … They consistently ignored the constituency that put them in power until it was late in the game, and then frantically tried to catch up at the last minute. … Without the support of [our] specific constituency, John Kerry would be president and the Republicans would have fallen into a black hole in '04. In fact, that is where they are headed if they continue to abandon their pro-moral, pro-family and pro-life base. The big tent will turn into a three-ring circus.
Blah blah blah. All Mr. Thumbsucky McPoopypants cares about is how much more difficult it’s going to be to generate enormous heaps of cash when he can’t trade on fear of the demonic Democrats. It’s a lot harder to accuse the Dems of hating families, outlawing Christmas, legalizing same-sex marriage across the land, and forcibly aborting Christian fetuses when they’re in power and, ya know, not doing any of that shit.

The cash cow got voted out of the barn, and now all Dobson’s left with is a mound of stinking manure. Which is exactly what the crackpot bigot deserves.

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