Tuesday, 6pm: The phone rings and Mr. Shakes picks it up, looking at the caller ID.
Mr. Shakes: I think it’s Miller. Noo…maybe it’s Paul. Oor maybe Miller.
Shakes: Just answer it!
Mr. Shakes: Ooh, right. Helloo?
It’s Paul the Spud. The two lads speak for a bit and then Mr. Shakes passes me the phone. Spudsy and I spend an inordinate amount of time speaking about crock pot recipes.
Shakes: You would totally love this chili.
Paul the Spud: Is it good enough to make me want to pull down my pants and sit in a big bowl of it?
Shakes: This chili’s so good you’ll want to pull down your pants and fuck it!
Mmm chili.
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