Haggard Update

Shocking:

After Pastor Ted Haggard went public Wednesday night denying allegations of a homosexual affair, senior church officials told KKTV 11News Thursday evening, Pastor Ted Haggard has admitted to some of the claims made by a former male escort. The church's Acting Senior Pastor, Ross Parsley, tells KKTV 11 News that Pastor Haggard has admitted to some of the indiscretions claimed by Mike Jones, but not all of them.
Well, how many were there? Two, by my count. One: Sex. Two: Meth use.

I would guess that he’s admitting to the drug use, but not the sex—not only because that makes his apology easier (“…and now I’m off to rehab!”), but also because the voicemails provided by Jones seem to center around the procurement of meth rather than the procurement of bootie. A nationally-recognized voice recognition expert has said he believes the voicemails are from Haggard.

And here are some other rather amusing details: Haggard found Jones either “through an ad Jones placed in a gay newspaper or on the website Rentboy.com.” (Yes, that sounds like someone just looking for a meth dealer.) And for two and a half years, Jones had no idea what Haggard’s position was, but “about six months ago,” Jones was watching TV and “saw a History Channel program on the Antichrist that included Haggard as an expert.” An evangelical leader outed to his gay hooker via a cable documentary featuring his expertise on the Antichrist. The best fiction writers in the world couldn’t come up with this stuff.

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