Breaking News

Republican National Committee Chairman Ken Mehlman has been discovered in bed with a 14-year-old Thai girly-boy, with enough PCP in his veins to fell a small ox and a bag of cash labeled “Abramoff Dosh.”

Oh, strike that, sorry.

Republican National Committee Chairman Ken Mehlman has resigned before he is discovered in bed with a 14-year-old Thai girly-boy, with enough PCP in his veins to fell a small ox and bag of cash labeled “Abramoff Dosh.”

My apologies for any confusion.

Farewell, Kenster.

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