Steve at No More Mister Nice Blog has an excellent question for the screeching flying monkey, Ann Coulter:

So next time Ann Coulter comes to your town, don't heckle her or try to hit her with a pie. Wait till she's plugged her new book by telling you how much liberals hate the God of Pat Robertson, Jerry Falwell, Rod Parsley, and George Bush, the God who hates non-marital sex more than anything in the world. Then ask her if she's abstinent and, if not, why not.

You might want to clarify your terms by reading Rev. Parsley definition and asking whether she specifivally abstains from every item on the list.

Oh -- wear a crucifix, if possible. The biggest one you can find.