New Assholes

It’s the tearing season, friends. Sully gets a new one, care of Larisa. And Bill O’Reilly receives his from Steve Martin, and just in the nick of time, as his old one was almost worn out from falafel abuse.

Oh, Steve—this almost makes up for Cheaper by the Dozen 2. Almost.

Not that I saw it, but even the commercials nearly wiped my good memories of The Man With Two Brains and The Spanish Prisoner right out of my head.

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