Real Dolls and GOP Hacks

After posting my favorite picture in the world of John McCain over at Ezra’s place


…Ezra said to me, “He looks like a muppet, as if they trotted out an animatronic McCain. Maybe made by the same guy who did Cheney?”

I suggested that perhaps McCain is actually a Real Doll, as it occurs to me that the owners of Real Dolls and the Bush administration have approximately the same needs—loyalty, compliance, someone who looks real enough but doesn’t ask too many questions, a realistic body with no brain to help convey one’s basest urges.

And I don’t think McCain is the only Real Doll floating around the Beltway. He’s certainly not the only GOP hack willing to get repeatedly fucked while never saying a word.


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