If there was any doubt that McCain would run in ’08, the website for his new PAC, Straight Talk America, should put those doubts to rest. Complete with American flag imagery, a morphing banner of American landscapes, a video featuring his unique theory that we were all one on 9/11 (“there were no conservatives, no liberals…), and prominent display of his new book, Character is Destiny (puke—if that were true, Bush would be cleaning toilets in a dysentery ward), Straight Talk America has all the elements for launching the populist campaign of a former POW.

Funny—this picture is nowhere to be found:

Jerk.